CHIKU AKUTANA NA TONGUE-MASTER

 

 

 Chiku Akutana na Tongue-Master
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CHIKU yuko kwenye fleti yake East Boston. Boyfriend wake amesafiri mwezi mzima kwenda kwao. Chiku hajapata penzi siku nyingi. Chiku ametoka ku-soak bathtub, kajikausha, anafunga kanga mbili. Kanga zimeandikwa, “MOYO WA KUPENDA HAUNA SUBIRA”.

Anakwenda jikoni na anapika chai nzito ya hiriki. Fleti inanukia. Anasikia mlio wa front door bell. Anakwenda kufungua mlango. TONGUE-MASTER yuko Mlangoni ameshika bahasha, business size.

TONGUE-MASTER- Hodi, Chiku.
CHIKU(anatabasamu)na kufungua mlangoAh Tongue-Master. Karibu. Karibu sana.

Tongue-Master anaingia sebuleni. Chiku anapanga panga magazeti.

CHIKU-Karibu ukae kidogo. Tena nimepika chai, nikuletee au ungependa wine au whisky kidogo.

TONGUE-MASTER- Hebu nipe whisky kidogo. Itasaidia kuondoa baridi

Chiku anaenda jiko na kuleta chupa ya Johnny Walker whisky. Analeta na Orange Juice kutoka kwenye friji. Tongue-Master amekaa kwenye kochi. Chiku anaweka glesi mbili kwenye coffee table.

TONGUE-MASTER- Nilienda Atlanta juzi, na binamu yako DUKE, alinipa barua nikuletee. Tongue-Master anampa ile barua Chiku.

CHIKU Asante sana. Kazini wangu hajambo.
TONGUE-MASTER- Hajambo, anakusalimia sana. ]
CHIKU-Ulimwona mke wake MDominica.
TONGUE-MASTER-Ndio, wote wanakusalimia wanauliza utaenda lini kuwasilimia.
CHIKU- Ah, nitaenda tu, labda next summer.

Tongue-Master anatafuta topiki ya kuzungumza.

TONGUE-MASTER- Leo kuna baridi kweli. Sijui winter itakuwa mbaya mwaka huu.
CHIKU- Yeah, naona winter itakuwa mbaya mwaka huu, maana mwaka jana ilikuwa mild.
TONGUE-MASTER-Ngoja nimalize hii drinki haraka. Siwezi kukaa, inabidi nikimbilie nyumbani. Tongue-Master anaonekana kuwa na wasiwasi maana amesikia sifa za Chiku.
CHIKU-Ah, Tongue baby….relax. Wasiwasi wako nini. Uliambiwa nitakuuma nini?
TONGUE-MASTERAh, Ah, sivyo Chiku.
CHIKU-Sasa. Wewe hunipendi.
TONGUE-MASTER-Sijasema sikupendi.

Chiku anajifanya kulia. Machozi ya uwongo yanamtoka. Tongue-Master usoni anaonekana kama ana huruma. Anaweka mkono kwenye bega la Chiku. Chiku anamtazama Tongue-Master machoni, kama vile anam-hypnotize. Anashika mkono wa Tongue-Master. Jasho inamtoka.

CHIKU-Unaona joto niwashe feni.
TONGUE-MASTER-Hapana, I’m okay, hamna haja.
CHIKUHmm, hata mimi naona joto ngoja ni washe feni

Chiku anainuka kwenye kochi, anamtingishia matako Tongue-Master. Macho yanamtoka Tongue. Mboo yake imeamka, anajikaza kusudi Chiku asijue, lakini wapi. Chiku amekwisha ona mtuno. Chiku anawasha feni halafu anarudi kukaa kwenye kochi na Tongue-Master.

CHIKU-Habari ya kazi?
TONGUE-MASTER-Kazi nzuri, hakuna matatizo.
CHIKU-Umepata habari zozote kutoka nyumbani.
TONGUE-MASTER-Ndiyo, kulikuwa na mafuriko eneo la Jangwani, watu…..

Chiku anachukua mkono wa Tongue na kuiweka kwenye paja yake. Tongue-Master anakuwa kama mwili wake umekufa ganzi. Chiku anashika mtuno wa Tongue-Master, anapapasa mboo yake. Chiku anafungua zipu na kuiachia huru mboo ya Tongue-Master.

CHIKU- Ah, Tongue, mimi nilijua wewe ni mwanaume.
TONGUE-MASTER- Chiku, mpenzi, siwezi, yaani.. mke wangu atajua tu

Chiku anavua kanga zile mbili, amebaki uchi. Tongue macho yamemtoka na ulimi nje, akishangaa mwili wa Chiku ulivyo mzuri, na shanga za kiunoni. Anasimama na kupapasa matiti ya Chiku. Anambusu Chiku. Chiku anacheka.

CHIKU- Mmmmmh, saaaafi, twende chumbani basi.
TONGUE-MASTER- Hapana Chiku, Lazima niondoke…..

Chiku anapiga magoti, anaikamata mboo ya TONGUE-MASTER.

CHIKU -Tongue, baby umejaliwa kweli.

Anaitia mdomoni na kuanza kuinyonya. Tongue-Master anaonekana mwoga.

TONGUE-MASTER- Chiku, mpenzi acha, tafadhali, nakuomba….
CHIKU-Tuko wenyewe hapa, wasiwasi wako nini.

Tongue-Master anatazama hapa na pale. Chiku anaendelea kuinyonya. Tongue-Master anaonekana sasa kama anaanza kufurahia.

TONGUE-MASTER- Ohhhhh, Ahhhhsante, asante, mmmmmh, asante Chiku……basi mpenzi.
Chiku anaacha kuinyonya.

CHIKU- Heh, nini tena…

Tongue-Master anamwangusha Chiku kwenye kapeti. Chiku anacheka. Amepanua miguu. Tongue-Master anashangaa kuona V ya Chiku. Hawezi kujizuia anaigingiza mboo yake. Chiku anapiga kelele za furaha.

CHIKUTamu kweli, taamu….ahhhhh, aiiiiii.

Tongue-Master hasemi kitu anaanza ku-pampu V ya Chiku. Chiku anafurahia naye anaanza kumpa mauno. Tongue-Master anaziweza. Wote wanapiga kelele za furaha ya utamu wa tendo….

CHIKU Oh, Tongue, Oh Tongue, wewe ni mwenyewe…..Tongue-Master.
TONGUE-MASTERChiku, V yako tamu sana, umetia dawa humo nini…..AhhhhhWanafikia kilele.
CHIKU(anahema)Asante Tongue, asante mpenzi, asante, ehhhhh, ehhhh, Tongue,,, nakuja.
TONGUE-MASTER(anahema)Ohhhhh, Ohhhhh, nami na..na…kuuuuuujaa, nakuja Chiku, I’m cummin…

.Wanakuja pamoja. Wakimaliza wanabaki kutazamana. Chiku anachukua kitaulo cheupe na kusafisha mboo ya Tongue

TONGUE-MASTER- Wewe Chiku, kweli shetani wa mguu mojawewe….

Chiku anabakia kucheka. Tongue-Master anavaa nguo zake.

CHIKU-Tuone kama bado utakuwa na hasira hasira….

Tongue-Master anaondoka. Uko njiani anakutana na jirani za Chiku waSpanish. Wanamtaza Tongue-Master wanacheka.

MARIA -Guapo.

KESHO YAKE ASUBUHI - Hallway

MARIA -Ola, Chiku!
MARGARITA- Ola, Chiku!
CHIKU- Ola, Margarita, Maria.
MARIA-Who is this Tongue-Master?
MARGARITA-Yeah, you wanna compete wid us girl! We heard you got some last night.

They all laugh.

MARIA- Girl, we thought the Floor was gonna crash in on us.
CHIKU-You, know well…
MARGARITA-Yeah, girl, all we hear Tongue-Master, Tongue-Master, Chiku, baby bengi, bengi… you guys had fun.
MARIA-I saw him. He very handsome, you gonna introduce us.
MARGARITA-Tongue-Master, un hombre de apariencia fuerte.
MARIA-Si.
CHIKUNo ladies, Tongue-Master is mine.

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