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KISA CHA MUHINDI NA MNYAMWEZI

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 Tutor B kapata safari kikazi kwenda Shinyanga, amepewa dreva wa ki-hindi kumwendesha hadi Shy wanatokea Rock City (Mwanza). Wanaanza safari mida ya saa 01:30 asubuhi. Safari yao haikuwa na mkosi wowote. Wanafika salama huko Shinyanga.



Wakiwa Shinyanga Tutor B anaingia ofisi za Railway ambako ndo kulikuwa na shughuli zilizowapeleka huko.


Mhindi anamuuliza Tutor B: Helo Bro takaa kwa ofisi hadi mida gani?


Tutor B: Kama wataka kuzungua nenda tu nitakupigia simu


Mhindi: Anaondoka na kuwasha gari kuelekea maeneo ya Shinyanga Hotel.


Tutor B anakamilisha shughuli zake na kumpigia huyo dreva akamchukue ili watathimini lipi la kufanya kesho yake. Mhindi anamjia Tutor na kuelekea Shinyanga Hotel. Panaonekana kutochangamka.


Waanaamia Butihama Hotel. Wanakaribishwa na binti mmoja mwembamba, mweupe kiasi, mchangamfu, Mhindi anamzimikia kwa sana. Mambo yanaanza hivi:


Mhindi: Tutor B taka hii demu mimi, sema naye mimi na aibu sana.


Tutor B: Hamna noma wacha niseme naye tu ukajivinjali, mi sina time na dem best.


Tutor B anainuka na kumwendea huyo dem anaongea naye kisha dem anakubali kuongea huyo Mhindi. Wananaongozana kuelekea chumbani, Tutor B anabaki akicheza poll table na kujiliwaza na Guiness baridi.


Chumbani sasa Mhindi na Mnyamwezi wanapagawishana. Taratibu dem anaanza kwa kumnyonya mhindi, ulimi, mhindi anakwepesha mdomo, dem anatishia kuondoka kama mhindi ampi denda. Mhindi hoi anakubali kula denda. Dem anamuuliza Mhindi


Demu: Samahani utatumia condom au?


Mhindi: Hapana dear najua tapachuka tu. Baada ya kunyonyana ndimi, namna hii, dem anashuka chini na kuanza kunyonya dick la Mhindi, Mhindi analia kama mtoto


Mhindi: Ahhhhhhhhhhh , ehhhhhhhhhhh, Huuuuuuuuuuuu, tartibuuuuuuuuuuu

Mhindi anaamua kuzama chumvini, ananyonya hadi dem anajisau, mdomo wazi macho kayafumba, shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,


Dem: Jamani nitombe, niwekee tafadhali


Mhindi: Veve taka mimi?


Dem: Ndiyo nakupenda sana jamani tottttttttttttttttombe jamani

Namna hiyo Mhindi analichomeka dick ndani ya kuma ya dem, dem anakatika kama hana akili nzuri, shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhy taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam


Mhindi: Taratibu dada takata hii, sisi sote dugu


Demu: Hahhhhh shhhhhhhhhh tammmmmmmmmmmm


Mhindi: Ruhusu mi shushia kwako dear


Demu: Sssssssssssssssssssubiri kidogo


Mhindi: kama dakika gapi veve?


Demu: Ashhhhhhhhhhhhh, ahhhhhhhhhhh, taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa taaaaaa


Demu anakatika hadi Muhindi anashindwa kuamini, ghafula anatoka nje akiwa amejifunga taulo, anamuita Tutor B.


Mhindi: Tutor B, Tutor B, mambo bili tokea, mambo bili tokea


Tutor B: Umekuwaje best, kakuibia au imekuwaje?


Muhindi: Habana best, nsema vivi bamboo bili tokea, kuma pachuka, au bolo katika.

Mhindi anarudi mbio chumbani anamkuta Dem anagaragara kitandani, anaendelea kumpa doz ya uhakika,


Mhindi: Sasa ruhusu mimi kushushia


Dem: subiri kidogo, taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam sana


Mhindi: Shasema takata hii, dear.


MWISHO

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